My Uncle Nick had the funniest joke, but I don't remember it. The punchline was "Should've Had It Toasted!" That I remember because he had it printed on a t-shirt like this:
I don't do well with change. I paint, draw, play the piano, ride a horse and make a mean chicken pot pie. I'm competitive, bossy and can hold a grudge for a very very long time. But most of the time, I'm really nice and funny.